1980s

Battle for Defense of the False Planet

Another episode. Another alien race on a planet we'll never encounter again.
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Fight to the Death on Planet Hive!!

The Autobots try to stop the Decepticons from stealing from a bunch of thieves.
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Daniel Faces His Biggest Crisis Ever!!

A stellar negotiator Sparkle is not.
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SOS from Planet Sandra

The Autobots decide to give a man a fish.
 
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Return of the Immortal Emperor

Somehow Galvatron has returned.
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Explosion on Mars!! MegaZarak Appears

“You blew it* up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
*Mars
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Explosion on Mars!! Maximus Is in Danger

John finds an episode he truly enjoys.
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Head On!! Fortress Maximus

Scorponok has a green thumb.
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The Dormant Volcano Mysteriously Erupts

Happy New Year!
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The Shadow Emperor, Scorponok

Two space-faring races get overly excited that they're launching a single satellite.
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Cybertron Is in Grave Danger: Part II

Will the Headmasters be able to stop Scorponok's evil plan and save Cybaton from exploding? Spoilers... They will not.
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Cybertron Is in Grave Danger: Part I

The Decepticons invade Cybaton in an attempt steal all the "cyber" which is a new type of metal or whatever.
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