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Transformers: Season Three Wrap-up: Part II

Paul and John talk about what could have been.
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Transformers: Season Three Wrap-up: Part I

With season three under their belts, Paul and John talk about their favourite and least favourite Autobots, Decepticons, humans, and episodes.
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The Return Of Optimus Prime: Part II

Optimus Prime leads the few remaining survivors of the Hate Plague on a journey to find an alloy, stolen by the Decepticons, that will protect them from the infected.
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The Return Of Optimus Prime: Part I

Two stupid humans with unjustified an hatred of Transformers use the body of Optimus Prime to lure the Autobots into a trap that makes no sense but whatever... OPTIMUS IS BACK!!
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The Face Of Nijika

Autobots, Decepticons, and Quintessons are trapped on an alien planet and the only escape lies in Preceptor's universal emulator, which is currently powering a robot geisha astronaut.
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The Burden Hardest To Bear

Galvatron acquires the Matrix of Leadership, leaving Rodimus Prime as Hot Rod. When Scourge uses the Matrix for his own evil purposes, Hot Rod has to pull his head out of his ass.
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Call Of The Primitives

All Transformers with any type of animal form are called to a mysterious planet where they must stop a great evil named Jerry.
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Money Is Everything

Marissa Fairborne leads the Technobots on an assault against the Quintessons when she falls for the charms of a moustachioed ne'er-do-well.
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Grimlock's New Brain

Ol' Grimlock the dum-dum accidentally becomes a super genius just in time to build a new line of combiner Autobots to combat Galvatron's new line of combiner Decepticons. Bonus!
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Only Human

Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, and Springer are all turned into humans by the evil Cobra Comman--uh... Snake. Yeah, Snake. That's the ticket. 
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The Big Broadcast Of 2006

The Quintessons attempt to control the Junkions through subliminal messaging, but end up nearly starting a galactic war. 
 
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The Quintesson Journal

The Autobots and Decepticons both stumble upon a Quintesson journal that could possibly avert a war between two aliens species with stupid names.
"Macarena" appeared on the 1993 Los del Rio album A Mí Me Gusta.
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