Beast Wars

Go With The Flow

When Cheetor violates the Prime Directive by educating human children, Megatron kidnaps one of them so she can help construct a new weapon that will destroy the Maximals once and for all! Yes...
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Proving Grounds

Blackarachnia believes the Maximals want to risk destroying her to remove her Predacon programming, so she runs away only to become prey for an irate Dinobot 2.
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Feral Scream: Part II

     In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village that looked across the river and the plain to the mountains. In the bed of the river there were pebbles and boulders, dry and white in the sun, and the water was clear and swiftly moving and blue in the channels. Troops went by the house and down the road and the dust they raised powdered the leaves of the trees. The trunks of the trees too were dusty and leaves fell early that year and we saw the troops marching along the road and the dust rising and leaves, stirred by the breeze, falling and the soldiers marching and afterward the road bare and white except for the leaves.
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Feral Scream: Part I

When Cheetor gets caught in the machine Megatron has built to create a new Dinobot, he's presumed dead by a callous Depthcharge and a wallowing Optimal Optimus. Also, there's a completely unrelated cat monster.
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Cutting Edge

When Megatron unleashes his newly created cyber-raptors upon the stupid humans, Blackarachnia and Cheetor are ordered to return two stupid human children to their family.
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Changing Of The Guard

Optimus sends Silverbolt and Rattrap on a mission to retrieve Sentinel from the remains of their spaceship. Unfortunately, Rampage plans to interfere. Unfortulatelyier, so does Megatron.
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Deep Metal

A Maximal named Depthcharge, on the trail of Protoform X, ends up on Earth. His bad blood with Super Thing, and the other Maximals, soon becomes apparent.
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Optimal Situation

After Blackarachnia betrays Megatron, and stabilizes Optimus Prime, Rhinox is able to repair Prime's body... but only if Optimus Primal is able to carry Prime's spark inside himself.
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Beast Wars: Season Two Wrap-up

Season two of Beast Wars was short, so this episode is short.
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The Agenda: Part III

Generation One shoves its massive dong in the face of Beast Wars when Blackarachnia locates The Ark. With Megatron hot on her tail, and the Maximals right behind him, it's a race to change the course of history.
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The Agenda: Part II

When Ravage reveals he's in league with ██████████, Megatron convinces him to ██████████ by showing him a video of ████████ on the ███████████.
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The Agenda: Part I

The Maximals believe rescue is imminent, unaware the Predacon Alliance has sent their best Assassin to find Megatron in the past. Silverbolt continues to be Blackarachnia's chump.
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