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Sarscream's ghost hijacks Scourge's body so he can convince Unicron to give him his old body back because apparently Unicron isn't dead and granting mortality is something he can do now. That's cool. 
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When Galvatron's psychosis intensifies, Cyclonus tries to have him institutionalized on the planet of Torkulon.
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Hey, it's Sandstorm again! ...but for the first time also! His home gets taken over by the Decepticons and only the Autobots can save him and destroy the entire planet.
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The animated equivalent of a confused five year old child finds the Autobots and Decepticons trying to harness the harmonies of aliens who sing instead of talking.
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Daniel has another zany adventure, this time with Grimlock. They travel to another world where the Red Wizard rules his people peacefully... or does he?
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When Daniel and Wheelie try to find out Ultra Magnus' birthday they cross paths with the Decepticons and none of it matters in the end.
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This episode of the Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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Octane is using Trypticon to garner sanctuary with Abdul Fakkadi when Galvatron discovers that Carbombya holds oil reserves that can create Super Energon. #TeamCaseyKasem
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We meet Octane, a Decepticon we'll meet later, and find out that Galvatron wants to kill him for something he'll do in a future episode. To hell with your production order!
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The Autobots find themselves in an Autobot tomb where the body of Optimus Prime is dragged out and paraded around for your enjoyment. Are you not entertained?
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Through a series of convenient plot points, Kup must face a monster from his past. Galvatron's probably got some crazy scheme.
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Ultra Magnus, Cyclonus, Marissa Faireborn, and Wreck-Gar are kidnapped by a Quintesson who is interested only in experimentation... and not the fun, sexy kind.
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