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Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Trapped in The Matrix, Optimus makes his way back to the real world but then doesn't but then does again inside a marble but then goes back to The Matrix but then comes back again. Megatron pimps his ride.
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Thursday Apr 23, 2020
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
It's the episode you love to skip! Paul and John talk about their favourite, and least favourite, Maximals and Vehicons and episodes of Beast Machines: Season One.
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Monday Apr 20, 2020
Monday Apr 20, 2020
In the season one finale, Cheetor protests the foolish path the Maximals are taking, Megatron begins to suspect Lackey, and John whines incessantly about Optimus.
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Thursday Apr 16, 2020
Thursday Apr 16, 2020
As Megatron arms his Vehicons with copies of the Key to Vector Sigma, Blackarachnia steals just enough CreepyGlue™ to turn Thrust back into Silverbolt long enough to win him back to the Maximals.
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Monday Apr 13, 2020
Monday Apr 13, 2020
Nightscream is the first to be infected with Tankor's new transmogrification ray. What should be an easy mission to save his life turns into squabbling between Cheetor and Optimus. Is CreepyGlue™ the answer?
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Thursday Apr 09, 2020
Thursday Apr 09, 2020
I'm a survivor. What? I'm not goin' give up. What? I'm not goin' stop. What? I'm goin' work harder. What? I'm a survivor. What? I'm goin' make it. What? I will survive. What? Keep on survivin'!
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Monday Apr 06, 2020
Monday Apr 06, 2020
Optimus is still on his vision quest, so Cheetor commands the Maximals to capture the Vehicon generals and convert them back to their former selves... but who ARE their former selves?
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Thursday Apr 02, 2020
Thursday Apr 02, 2020
Paul and John are on a quest to find Sales Guy as they talk about Maximals finding out Vehicons are Maximals.
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Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
As the Maximals discover what Megatron did to the inhabitants of Cybertron, Blackarachnia discovers the reason she and Thrust are drawn to each other.
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Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Rattrap finally transforms only to find out his robot form is as threatening as the Oscar Meyer® Wienermobile. When he receives no sympathy at home, Rattrap forges a deal with Megatron to make himself like a big man.
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Monday Mar 23, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Nightscream!
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Thursday Mar 19, 2020
Thursday Mar 19, 2020
While the Maximals hunt for a mysterious spark, Rattrap discovers a serum that makes him transform all fancy crazy and he goes wriiiing with the saw goin' off and like that. Yes.
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