The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show
Episodes
May 27, 2019
May 27, 2019
16 min
Two stupid humans with unjustified an hatred of Transformers use the body of Optimus Prime to lure the Autobots into a trap that makes no sense but whatever... OPTIMUS IS BACK!!
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May 23, 2019
May 23, 2019
15 min
Autobots, Decepticons, and Quintessons are trapped on an alien planet and the only escape lies in Preceptor's universal emulator, which is currently powering a robot geisha astronaut.
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May 20, 2019
May 20, 2019
18 min
Galvatron acquires the Matrix of Leadership, leaving Rodimus Prime as Hot Rod. When Scourge uses the Matrix for his own evil purposes, Hot Rod has to pull his head out of his ass.
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May 16, 2019
May 16, 2019
16 min
All Transformers with any type of animal form are called to a mysterious planet where they must stop a great evil named Jerry.
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May 13, 2019
May 13, 2019
18 min
Marissa Fairborne leads the Technobots on an assault against the Quintessons when she falls for the charms of a moustachioed ne'er-do-well.
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May 9, 2019
May 9, 2019
17 min
Ol' Grimlock the dum-dum accidentally becomes a super genius just in time to build a new line of combiner Autobots to combat Galvatron's new line of combiner Decepticons. Bonus!
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May 6, 2019
May 6, 2019
18 min
Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, and Springer are all turned into humans by the evil Cobra Comman--uh... Snake. Yeah, Snake. That's the ticket.
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May 2, 2019
May 2, 2019
15 min
The Quintessons attempt to control the Junkions through subliminal messaging, but end up nearly starting a galactic war.
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Apr 29, 2019
Apr 29, 2019
15 min
The Autobots and Decepticons both stumble upon a Quintesson journal that could possibly avert a war between two aliens species with stupid names.
"Macarena" appeared on the 1993 Los del Rio album A Mí Me Gusta.
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Apr 25, 2019
Apr 25, 2019
18 min
The Decepticons steal Metroplex's transformation cog so the Autobots steal Trypticon's transformation cog and First Aid has some serious feels.
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Apr 22, 2019
Apr 22, 2019
19 min
The Autobots get trapped inside Daniel's nightmare. Or maybe Daniel's nightmares come to life and attack the Autobots. Or maybe it's Danny and not Daniel. Nothing really matters in this episode brought to you by Creepy Glue™.
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Apr 18, 2019
Apr 18, 2019
17 min
The Quintessons trick the Decepticons into unleashing ancient monsters buried deep in the bowels of Cybertron.
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